Drawing porno versions of the rich and famous is not a solution that will help get your languages coursework done, but writing something, anything, will help get past that first road block.
Famous artist Gustav Klimt had a trick he used when creating his paintings. He would start out by drawing his subject, not as they were posing but in an imagined - and normally quite filthy - scenario instead.
He would then paint over these debauched sketches with the final 'respectable' version. The people the portraits were for, normally only ever saw the dignified results, until one day, one of his high society clients demanded to see his sketches of her. She got more than she bargained for.
So, how to apply this to that essay: Just begin it. Get down what you know. Make bits up in the areas where you get stuck.
Fill the page with an essay on how King Alfred famously invented ping pong, married Katy Perry and won the UEFA cup. Then overwrite it with the respectable version: King Alfred famously burned some cakes, married Ealhswith, before becoming the first King of all England.
And don't get caught, like Klimt!
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